nicholetunafish@aperture
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From: slayingdarkness-withbelief

Hazel: Touch the cave wall Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist. Isaac: Lick the cave wall. Computer: I do not understand. Repeat? Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall. Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head. Isaac: Not jump. HUMP. Computer: I do not understand. Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL. Computer: You attempt to ju- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall. Computer: I do not- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave. Computer: I do not- Hazel: FINE. Follow the left branch. Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows. Hazel: Crawl. Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows. Hazel: Snake crawl. Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a mound of rocks blocking the passageway. Hazel: Can I hump the cave now? Computer: You cannot jump without standing. Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters. Computer: I don't understand- Isaac: Me neither.